Cookies for Longinus

From LanceaSanctum

Coined by Stephen De Ocham, Cookies for longinus are a derragatory term used to represent distain and distrust of Kindred who preach or portray Sideline preadators or Peace among Kine.

The Story Sometime around 2005, the individual Stephen De Ocham attended meetings and gatherings hosted by the kindred of [Richmond, VA. Normally, gatherings were a place to confer business and deal with issues of the city. However, the previous years of reign under Prince-Bishop Gabriel and the Spiritual Leadership of the Unkept allowed the kindred of Richmond to become complacent and petty. Instead of becoming the Predators they are suppose to be, they instead started to promote happiness and Joy, love and friendship among them all.

Disgusted, Stephen arrived at a large gathering in his usual dark demeanor, Tall and Handsome wearking all black carrying with him a box of cookies. He then proceeded to travel around to those with whom he found such disdain offering them Cookies for Longinus. Following of which he would proceed to firmly Bitch the Indivdual Out about their shortcomings, their failure as a predator, their weaknesses and pettyness in the place they were, followed again with the coined phrase Cookies for Longinus?.

[edit] Actions

This sign of distane for the weak can be accomplished by these simple steps:

• First, have a Ghoul cook up some Cookies (instructions below)
• Second, place said cookies in a box.
  • Preferably a non-descript black box with no discernable markings on the outside.
  • Line the inside of the box with a Red Lace lining. If you are familiar with a member of The Shrouded and have seen their garb, you are familiar with the material. If not, it should be a dark blood red silky with hints of black cloth.
• Third, when you go to gathering, carrying the box, upon coming to individuals having pathetic and weak conversations, interupt them with Cookies for Longinus and present the box to them, opening it to show the cookies.
• Forth, continue to then berate and degrade them, reminding them of what a True Predator is.
• Last, when they have been sufficently chastized, present the box again while opening it saying Cookies for Longinus. This time, say it with a little more spunk and happiness to further emphasize the disdain.
• Now leave, knowing your work here is complete.

As a side note, take note of any individuals that actually eat the cookie(s) as you will know which ones need more education regarding the Testaments of Longinus.

[edit] Cooking with Gas

Cooking is an interesting and unique experience that any kindred can enjoy. You can simply beat a Ghoul into cooking you some cookies; it does not matter if they know how to cook. The cookies, to mortals, should be sufficently horrid to potentially cause the mortal victim of your cookies to vomit or even die. As a side, if you wish for a more quick approach, you can simply have your Ghoul (the one you did not kill) travel to the local bakery and purchase a box of cookies. Again, the kind does not matter as you should not be eating them anyway (ash upon your tongue and all: remember your testament!)

OOC: As a side note, Yes, Yes he did come to game offering Cookies for Longinus. We (the sanctified players) laughed so hard we cried.